I don't just want healing.
I want vagal tone.
The Therapize Me, But Make It Polyvagal | T-Shirt is for the therapists, students, and nervous system nerds who appreciate a good clinical inside joke. Equal parts witty and evidence-informed, this design playfully celebrates the growing language of regulation, safety, and connection that has shaped contemporary psychotherapy.
Whether you're heading to supervision, presenting at a conference, teaching a class, or grabbing coffee with fellow clinicians, this tee lets everyone know you appreciate therapy with a healthy dose of humour.
Perfect for:
- Therapists, social workers, psychologists, and counsellors
- Graduate students and clinical interns
- Clinical supervisors and mental health educators
- Fans of attachment theory, interpersonal neurobiology, and polyvagal-informed practice
- Anyone whose group chat contains far too many therapy memes
Because while healing isn't as simple as activating your ventral vagal state, it certainly helps to laugh along the way.
Warning: May inspire enthusiastic conversations about nervous systems, co-regulation, and whether "polyvagal" has officially become a personality trait.
Product Features:
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/inner label printing options; ethically sourced cotton
| | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|
| Width, cm | 40.64 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.30 | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: ACPS Ltd, rahim@thepoliticizedpractitioner.com, 1410 Dupont Street, Toronto, ON, M6H, CA
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
I don't just want healing.
I want vagal tone.
The Therapize Me, But Make It Polyvagal | T-Shirt is for the therapists, students, and nervous system nerds who appreciate a good clinical inside joke. Equal parts witty and evidence-informed, this design playfully celebrates the growing language of regulation, safety, and connection that has shaped contemporary psychotherapy.
Whether you're heading to supervision, presenting at a conference, teaching a class, or grabbing coffee with fellow clinicians, this tee lets everyone know you appreciate therapy with a healthy dose of humour.
Perfect for:
- Therapists, social workers, psychologists, and counsellors
- Graduate students and clinical interns
- Clinical supervisors and mental health educators
- Fans of attachment theory, interpersonal neurobiology, and polyvagal-informed practice
- Anyone whose group chat contains far too many therapy memes
Because while healing isn't as simple as activating your ventral vagal state, it certainly helps to laugh along the way.
Warning: May inspire enthusiastic conversations about nervous systems, co-regulation, and whether "polyvagal" has officially become a personality trait.
Product Features:
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/inner label printing options; ethically sourced cotton
| | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|
| Width, cm | 40.64 | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.30 | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
EU representative: ACPS Ltd, rahim@thepoliticizedpractitioner.com, 1410 Dupont Street, Toronto, ON, M6H, CA
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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