Therapize Me But Make It Polyvagal T-Shirt

from CA$27.08

Soft, honest, and a little bit clever — this tee speaks the language of therapists, trauma-informed humans, and anyone learning to tune into nervous system cues. The clean, teal-and-gray text — “THERAPIZE ME, BUT MAKE IT POLYVAGAL.” — sits on a lightweight white shirt, with a small soothing chair logo at the upper back. It drapes like a lived-in favorite, breathes easily on warmer days, and keeps its neckline in shape so it still looks intentional after many washes. Wear it to clinical trainings, peer support groups, or low-key coffee conversations when you want to open a gentle, wry invitation to talk about regulation, safety, and healing.

Product Features:
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/inner label printing options; ethically sourced cotton

Care Instructions:
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

 

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Width, cm40.6445.7250.8055.8860.9666.0471.12
Length, cm68.5871.1273.6676.2078.7481.2883.82
Sleeve length, cm20.3020.9021.6022.2022.9023.5024.10
Size tolerance, cm3.813.813.813.813.813.813.81

 

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Soft, honest, and a little bit clever — this tee speaks the language of therapists, trauma-informed humans, and anyone learning to tune into nervous system cues. The clean, teal-and-gray text — “THERAPIZE ME, BUT MAKE IT POLYVAGAL.” — sits on a lightweight white shirt, with a small soothing chair logo at the upper back. It drapes like a lived-in favorite, breathes easily on warmer days, and keeps its neckline in shape so it still looks intentional after many washes. Wear it to clinical trainings, peer support groups, or low-key coffee conversations when you want to open a gentle, wry invitation to talk about regulation, safety, and healing.

Product Features:
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfortable wear; EU 2-year warranty and safety certifications
- DTG front print with DTF sleeve/inner label printing options; ethically sourced cotton

Care Instructions:
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

 

 XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Width, cm40.6445.7250.8055.8860.9666.0471.12
Length, cm68.5871.1273.6676.2078.7481.2883.82
Sleeve length, cm20.3020.9021.6022.2022.9023.5024.10
Size tolerance, cm3.813.813.813.813.813.813.81